- Laura Lee Winslow: Aunt Rachel, take little Richie, the Murphy twins are giving each other haircuts in the backyard!
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Harriette, there is a child outside digging up your azaleas.
- [sees the kids]
- Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Oh my Lord!
- Harriette Winslow: Mother Winslow, take all the toddlers up to your room. All kids 7 and up go to Eddie's room and play Nintendo. Laura and Judy, divide up the rest between Barbie doll fans and Lego lovers and get them upstairs too!
- Laura Lee Winslow: [on the phone] No, no, I'm sorry. We don't have any sitters available that night. I'm sure we could accommodate you if you change the date of the funeral.
- [Click!]