Family Matters (TV Series)

Random Acts of Science (1996)

Jaleel White: Steve Urkel, Bruce Lee Urkel

Quotes 

• Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Hmm hmm hmm hmmm hmmm hmm hmm... Gun, Carl. Gun, Carl. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. Pull your gun right now.

  Carl Otis Winslow : I didn't bring my gun. I don't know what to say.

  Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : What the heck is wrong with you?

  Snap , Sidekick : [with the Serpents]  All the doo-dah day.

• Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : [stepping out of the transformation chamber]  Oh, that's wight, that wasn't Bwuce Spwingsteen, it was Bwuce Wee. Isn't that right, Bwuce?

  Carl Otis Winslow : That right, Bwuce.

  Snap : You mean Bruce Lee, the karate guy?

  Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : No, Sara Lee the cake lady.

  [to Carl] 

  Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : What's with these nimwads?