- Eddie Winslow: It wasn't really much of a fight. I hit him once and he went down.
- Carl Winslow: Oh, was it that famous Winslow punch I taught you?
- Eddie Winslow: I don't know. I just closed my eyes and swung.
- Carl Winslow: That's the one!
- Steve Urkel: Got anything in the fridge?
- Laura Winslow: Urkel, don't your parents feed you?
- Steve Urkel: Not every day.