"Family Matters" Fight the Good Fight (TV Episode 1991) - Jaleel White as Steve Urkel

Laura Lee Winslow : Hey, my locker's open!

[finds a note hanging on the door]

Laura Lee Winslow : Oh my God.

Steve Urkel : Laura, what's wrong?

Laura Lee Winslow : [reading note] 'If you want black history, go back to Africa'.

Steve Urkel : What?

[takes note and crumbles it, Laura slams locker door, revealing the word 'Nigger' spray painted on it]
Laura : I couldn't have done this without you.

Steve Urkel : Oh, please, Laura. You're making me blush.

Laura : You know, I just don't get why people are so afraid of our history.

Steve Urkel : Well, because it's different. And believe you me, I know what being different is all about.

Laura : It's not so much that you're different, it's just, you know, well... you're kind of...

Steve Urkel : Different. I'm a square peg in a round world, an argyle in a world of tube socks, a zipper in a world of Velcro. But you know what? That's okay, I don't mind being different, I like who I am and I'm not changing for anybody.

Laura : Well, I admire you for that.

Steve Urkel : Oh, pshaw, you're making me blush again.
Steve Urkel : [reading poster] "Dr. George F. Grant patented the first wooden golf tee in 1899." Now gee, that's ironic, here it is 93 years later and we still can't even tee off in some country clubs.

Jaleel White: Steve Urkel