Family Matters (TV Series)

Dedicated to the One I Love (1990)

Jaleel White: Steve Urkel

Quotes 

• Laura : Steve, how long have we known each other?

  Steve Urkel : 9 years, 3 months, 2 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours, 8 minutes, and 14 seconds... 15 seconds... 16 seconds...

• Laura : [on the phone]  Hi, Steve, sorry to get you out of the shower. I was wondering if you could come over tomorrow, it's nothing important but there's something I wanted to talk to you...

  Steve Urkel : [rushes in the back door in a shower cap, towel, and sandals]  Hi, Laura, sorry it took so long, but my mother made me stop to put on a towel.

• Steve Urkel : Did you know an elephant can stay pregnant for almost two years?

  Susie : Did you know that ancient Egyptians used to shave their eyebrows to mourn the death of their cats?

  Steve Urkel : Really? Gee, I wonder what they shaved when a relative died?

  [they both laugh and snort]