- Waldo: Thanks for helping me find the gym.
- Steve Urkel: Don't feel bad. It's Monday! You had two whole days to forget where it was.
- Steve Urkel: You know what, Laura? I realize the reason you don't love me is because I'm weak.
- Laura: Steve, that's not true.
- Steve Urkel: It isn't?
- Laura: No! There's lots of reasons why I don't love you.
- Steve Urkel: Really? Well, name a couple.
- Laura: Well... you're stubborn, irritating, loud, obnoxious, pushy, clumsy...
- Steve Urkel: I said 'a couple'.