Family Matters (TV Series)
A Pair of Ladies (1991)
Telma Hopkins: Rachel Crawford
Quotes
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Rachel Crawford : Why did you file the pickles under J?
Harriette Winslow : Because they're in jars.
Rachel Crawford : Then why did you file the jar of jelly under S?
Harriette Winslow : Because it's strawberry.
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Laura Winslow : [sitting around exhausted after a baseball team frequented the restaurant] But the tips make up for it.
Rachel Crawford : Oh yeah, a friendly smile, a nice attitude, and you go home with some money in your pockets. How'd you do, Laura?
Laura Winslow : Not bad, $38. How 'bout you, Mom?
[Harriette doesn't answer]
Laura Winslow : Mom?
Harriette Winslow : Four dollars and thirteen cents... and half a stick of chewing gum.