- 3J: How'd you find me? Did Richie rat me out?
- Carl Winslow: No. We had no idea Richie was involved.
- 3J: [pause] Good, 'cuz he's not.
- Eddie Winslow: Loyalty's nice, but don't you think it should have an expiration date?
- Laura Winslow: No, this is a relationship, Eddie, not a quart of milk.
- Laura Winslow: Don't you think that loyalty should have an expiration date?
- Maxine Johnson: No, this is a relationship, not yogurt.
- Harriette Winslow: [on Steve's body heat radar] What're those two little blips?
- Steve Urkel: That's you and me.
- Harriette Winslow: What's that big blob?
- [Carl scowls at them]
- Laura Winslow: [flirting] You look nice.
- Curtis: Well I've been working out.
- Laura Winslow: It shows.
- Curtis: You lose some weight?
- Laura Winslow: A couple pounds.
- Curtis: Well don't get too skinny on me.