Family Guy (TV Series)

Patriot Games (2006)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Mike Tyson, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Man in Boxing Match #1, Leslie, British Announcer

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Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : This calls for a victory tune!

  [the music plays "Shipoopi" from "The Music Man"] 

  Peter Griffin : [sings]  Now a woman who'll kiss on a very 1st date, Is usually a hussy, And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out, Is anything but fussy, But a woman who'll wait 'till the 3rd time around, Head in the clouds, feet on the ground, She's the girl he's glad he's found, She's his Shipoopi.

  [crowd sings] 

  Peter Griffin : Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, The girl is hard to get.

  [Peter sings] 

  Peter Griffin : Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,

  [cheerleaders sing] 

  Peter Griffin : But you can win her yet.

  [Peter sings] 

  Peter Griffin : Walk her once just to raise the curtain, Then you walk around twice and you make for certain. Once more in the flower garden, She will never get sore if you beg her pardon.

  [crowd sings] 

  Peter Griffin : Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, si, do, Si, la, sol, fa, mi, re, do.

  [Peter sings] 

  Peter Griffin : Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'. If you get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'. Once more for a pepper-upper, She will never get sore on her way to supper,

  [crowd sings] 

  Peter Griffin : Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, si, do, si, do,

  [Peter sings] 

  Peter Griffin : Now little ol' sal was a No-gal, As anyone could see, Look at her now, She's a Go-Gal, Who only goes for me, Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'. If you get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'. Once more for a pepper-upper, She will never get sore on her way to supper,

  [crowd and cheerleaders sing-cheerleaders hold up signs] 

  Peter Griffin : Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, si, do, si, do,

  [Peter sings] 

  Peter Griffin : Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,

  [crowd sings] 

  Peter Griffin : The girl is hard to get,

  [Peter sings] 

  Peter Griffin : Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,

  [cheerleaders sing] 

  Peter Griffin : But you can win her yet.

  [trumpets and music] 

  Tom Brady : No... No!

  [Peter continues dancing. He, the cheerleaders, the marching band and the referees all do the Castle Walk dance] 

  Crowd : Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, The girl is hard to get. Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi, But you can win her yet. You Can Win Her Yet! Shipoopi!

  Peter Griffin : All right... I got a touch down.

• Stewie Griffin : Well, all's well that ends well, eh, Brian?

  Brian Griffin : You shot me in both legs and lit me on fire. Piss off.

  Stewie Griffin : Oh, come on! Well, I guess you're right. Alright, I'll tell you what: you can take one free hit, okay?

  Brian Griffin : Okay. But I'm not going to tell you when I'm going to take it.

  Stewie Griffin : [scared, after a pause]  What?

• Brian Griffin : [to Stewie]  You shot me in both legs and set me on fire. Piss off.

• Peter Griffin : You know, Mike Tyson once beat up his wife. But there's nothing funny about that.

  [pause] 

  Peter Griffin : [laughs] 

• Stewie Griffin : [repeated line while beating Brian]  Where's my money, man!