- Laura Mackie: [picks up a piece of jewelry] I'd melt if a guy gave me something like this.
- Lou Mackie: Hey, how many times did I tell you, don't talk dirty in front of the customers, huh?
- Mr. Shorofsky: [about Jesse and Nicole breaking up] I heard she found him with another girl.
- Mr. Dyrenforth: I heard he found her with another guy.
- Corky, the Cashier: [to Jesse] Did she really break the news to you on top of the Empire State Building?
- Jesse V. Valesquez: It's my Latin macho upbringing, what do you want from me? I see you, and I wanna make like Tarzan!
- Nicole Chapman: Well, I'm not Jane.
- Patrick Beckett: Danny Amatullo?
- Danny Amatullo: Yeah.
- Patrick Beckett: Danny Xavier Amatullo?
- Danny Amatullo: [glances around] Well, you can keep that Xavier business to yourself, okay?