- Mr. Morloch: Could anyone tell me what in hades is going on around here?
- Mrs. Berg: If gutter language is going to be used, I for one am leaving the room.
- Danny Amatullo: Mr. Caruso, what do you say if I go behind the bar and I make me, eh... two double espresso's for me and my buddy here?
- Caruso: I'll break both your legs off at the shoulders.
- Dwight Mendenhall: I don't believe in enemies. I think if people just communicate and talk, there's always a way to work things out without anyone being anyone's enemy.
- Mr. Morloch: Well, I yield the floor to the Liberal from Fantasy Land...
- Elizabeth Sherwood: Billy Hall belongs in this school because we might, I said might, get him to take some of that anger and put it into a dance, or song, or a play, rather than taking it out on the local liquor store. Where do you think Leroy Johnson would be without this school?
- Mr. Morloch: Out of my hair.
- Lydia Grant: Which ain't much.
- Mr. Morloch: What?
- Lydia Grant: Eh... I wouldn't... I wouldn't... count on it.
- Leroy Johnson: You mark my words, Billy is gonna be all right!
- Danny Amatullo: Your momma Billy is gonna be all right, you know?
- Danny Amatullo: So you think that staying on Morloch's good side makes sense?
- Christopher Donlon: I didn't know Morloch had a good side.
- Danny Amatullo: Yeah he does, but he sits on it a lot.
- Elizabeth Sherwood: [handing out test results] Do not despair, there will be other tests, with higher scores, progress is a possiblity.
- Michelle: Thanks Miss Sherwood, that helps.
- Elizabeth Sherwood: I was talking to myself.
- Mr. Morloch: [breaking up a fight] Alright, that's it. You animals are gonna learn how to behave, or I'll have you both singing soprano.
- Elizabeth Sherwood: Mr. Morlock, do you really consider two men getting into the ring and pounding on each other to be sport.
- Mr. Morloch: You know, you're right. When it's really done properly, I tend to think of it... as art.