- Marya: Who said there was a problem with my audition?
- Doris Schwartz: Well, if this is how you act when things run smoothly, I don't think I wanna be in the same country when you blow a gig.
- Marya: That's fine with me.
- Doris Schwartz: Where are you in such a hurry to?
- Holly Laird: [polishing an apple] Nowhere special.
- Doris Schwartz: [moving closer] Could it be the rehearsal of 'The Hunk-Monster meets Pure as Driven Snow'?
- Holly Laird: Yeah, maybe.
- Holly Laird: Look, if anything was gonna happen like that between Chris and me, it would have happened by now.
- Doris Schwartz: Since when does lust ever arrive on schedule?
- Danny Amatullo: [writing down book titles] Crime and Punishment... what's that one about?
- Elizabeth Sherwood: It's about 800 pages.