- Dusty Tyler: My father's not too crazy about me being in showbusiness. He's even less crazy about me being in New York City.
- Mr. Shorofsky: I can imagine that.
- Dusty Tyler: That's why I've gotta make it fast, or he's gonna be shipping me back to Pueblo, Colorado quicker than you can say Dusty Tyler.
- Mr. Shorofsky: Dusty Tyler.
- Dusty Tyler: What?
- Mr. Shorofsky: You see, you're still here.
- Leroy Johnson: We got big dreams. We want fame. Well, fame costs, and right in here is where we start paying... with sweat.
- Nicole Chapman: Leroy, I saw that and I just wanna say that I'm shocked and totally appalled. I can't believe Holly would stoop so low as to use her friendship with you to get the lead in a show. It's disgusting!