Nancy McKeon: Jo Polniaczek

Quotes 

• Jo Polniaczek : Juliet was only thirteen when she married Romeo.

  Blair Warner : Yes. And they had a great wedding night, they both died.

  Jo Polniaczek : Yeah, well otherwise their marriage would have worked out great.

• Edna Garrett : You girls will do fine. Besides, it will give you a chance to meet some of those foxy Bates boys.

  Jo Polniaczek : Who needs those stuffy creeps? I've got the best. Eddie.

  Blair Warner : Wonderful. We get to hear another chapter of The Young And The Restless.

• Jo Polniaczek : No, I'm... I'm too modest to read this. Here, you read it, Mrs. Garrett.

  Edna Garrett : Oh, no. I never read love letters at night after my warm milk. Too stimulating.

  Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : [eagerly]  I'll read it. Nothing's too stimulating for me. "Keeping you in my head is the only way I get through the grind. When I hold the mop, I'm holding you. When I grab a pan, I'm grabbing you. When I'm peeling a potato, I'm peeling you."

  Jo Polniaczek : A guy saying things like that... You could die.

  Blair Warner : I certainly want to.

• Jo Polniaczek : Hey, don't go blaming Eddie. At least he's ready to prove how he feels about me.

  Blair Warner : What's he gonna do, tattoo your name on his chest?

• Blair Warner : That's not an engagement ring. An engagement ring has a diamond in it.

  Jo Polniaczek : It's got a diamond in it. Maybe it would help to bring it a little closer.

  [her fist in front of Blair's face] 

  Blair Warner : Of course. Now I see it. It's lovely.

• Blair Warner : Jo, remember Bink Parker from the debate? He's taking me out tonight.

  Jo Polniaczek : How come? I thought he won the debate.

  Blair Warner : I thought you and Eddie would like to go to dinner with us. You've never been on a double date before.

  Jo Polniaczek : So far we've been lucky.

• Jo Polniaczek : I thought you wanted to have dinner with me and Eddie out of friendship, you phony!

  Blair Warner : What I did was out of friendship, Jo. You matter to me.

  Jo Polniaczek : You know what matters to me? That you and your hit-man Bug bink off, or BInk bug off, or whatever.