- Steven Bradley: [after Sue Ann reveals she won't run in a race and is pushing to consider Cindy to replace her] But Cindy, you've never run in competition before. Sue Ann is the champion.
- Blair Warner: Not anymore. Old Thunder Thighs is hanging up her spikes.
- Sue Ann Weaver: And you gave me an idea right where I can stick 'em.
- Molly Parker: [going to reload camera] You guys keep sweating till I get back.
- Edna Garrett: Oh, no, Molly, Eastland girls don't sweat. They humidify.
- Blair Warner: [to Molly] Don't take a picture I'm not ready for.
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: Why, Blair? You're always saying,
- [mimics:]
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: "I don't have a bad side."
- Blair Warner: That's true.
- Nancy Olson: Roger got so excited when I told him I was into exercise.
- Blair Warner: Roger gets excited at haircuts.
- Sue Ann Weaver: Just remember to take care of your body, and your body will take care of you.
- Blair Warner: No, no, Sue Ann, you got that all wrong. It's "take care of your body, and someone else will take care of you."