Lisa Whelchel: Blair Warner

Quotes 

• Jo Polniaczek : I have a journal full of useful inventions, but do I get an award?

  Blair Warner : For what?

  Jo Polniaczek : Well for one, my magnetic toothpaste cap. It always returns to the tube.

  Natalie Green : Why didn't you ever do anything with it?

  Jo Polniaczek : It only worked if you were facing North.

• Blair Warner : Hello, Marge? This is Miss Warner, Blair Warner. Eldest daughter of David Warner, of Warner Textiles... Yeah, the one in the elevator.