Extreme Ghostbusters (TV Series)
Moby Ghost (1997)
Alfonso Ribeiro: Roland Jackson
Quotes
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Eduardo Rivera : Don't jump!
Roland Jackson : I'm not jumping.
Garrett Miller : So, eh, whatcha ya doin', Ro? Spitting on people?
Roland Jackson : [Slimer harks spit] No.
[Slimer swallows his spit]
Kylie Griffin : Well, come on. We got a ghost to bust.
Roland Jackson : I'm not going. You guys were right. I wouldn't last a day on Gilligan's Island.
Garrett Miller : Time for a little reverse psychology. Hey, guys. Roland's right. He's no good to us.
[Roland feels confused then scene cuts to Eduardo and Garret in Ecto-1]
Eduardo Rivera : Real smooth, Garrett. That reverse psychology is 'real' effective.
Garrett Miller : Hey, I took a shot, okay? So sue me.
Kylie Griffin : Look as the bright side you guys. This way, I get to drive.
[scene reveals Kylie sitting on books while driving]
Eduardo Rivera : You can reach the brake pedal, can't you?
Kylie Griffin : No, but I can reach this.
[yanks Eduardo's goatee]
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Garrett Miller : [the team arrived at a vehicle collision pileup] Boys and girls, welcome to Roland's nightmare.
Roland Jackson : [feeling upset] You think this is funny?
Garrett Miller : Yeah.
[chuckles]
Garrett Miller : Kind of.
Eduardo Rivera : [chuckles] Man, if you could see your face.
Kylie Griffin : Don't pay attention to them, Roland. We got work to do.
Roland Jackson : Right... not a problem.
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Garrett Miller : Oh, what's the matter, Rolster? You look like your pet goldfish died.
Roland Jackson : [panting] My electronic planner. I, I, I can't find it.
Eduardo Rivera : I think I saw it on the kitchen table.
Roland Jackson : That's my digital writing pad.
[Roland reaches under couch where Eduardo's sitting]
Kylie Griffin : Did it ever occur to you that maybe you're a little over-reliant on gadgets and technology?
Roland Jackson : I'm not over-relying on anything. They're just tools to help me organize my life.
Eduardo Rivera : Yeah, well if they worked, you'd know where your electronic planner is.
Roland Jackson : Very funny.
Garrett Miller : Rolster, you're such a technofreak. You wouldn't last two days on Gilligan's Island.
Roland Jackson : Sure I would. I'd uplink the modem on my laptop to remote radio bandwidth then I signal an S.O.S. to the nearest passing ship.
Eduardo Rivera : ...okay?
Janine Melnitz : Roland, were you looking for this?
[Janine reveals Roland's electronic planner]
Roland Jackson : Yes! Thank you. Where was it?
Janine Melnitz : Slimer had it. He was trying to make a meal of your screensaver.
Slimer : Sorry.
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Garrett Miller : Lotan's gone.
Eduardo Rivera : So's Maiikrob.
Kylie Griffin : He did what he came to do.
Roland Jackson : Hey, my P.K.E. meter's working. A-and so is my watch. And so are the runaway lights. It all works! It all works!
Garrett Miller : We gotta get this guy a girlfriend.