- Garrett Miller: What's the link here? Why this guy?
- Kylie Griffin: And why not me? It had it's chance, why didn't it take me?
- Eduardo Rivera: Maybe 'cause it doesn't, eh... like girls?
- Garrett Miller: So, since when did you believe in vampires?
- Kylie Griffin: It's an analogy. These clowns are laughter vampires, they feed off laughter instead of blood.