- Ray Barone: We'll be staying in someone else's house?
- Debra Barone: They won't be there, Ray.
- Ray Barone: I don't want to sleep where other people have slept.
- Debra Barone: What do you think hotels are?
- Robert Barone: So I see Ma's laid in supplies.
- Marie Barone: Well, you're welcome to come over here for dinner tomorrow night.
- Robert Barone: Oh, I see, so I'm a nice guy to have over, but you wouldn't want me staying here.
- Ray Barone: What, Robert?
- Robert Barone: Hmm? Nothing. Wasn't asked, wasn't considered.
- Marie Barone: What weren't you considered for, dear?
- Robert Barone: Let's see, today's category? Child care.
- Ray Barone: Look, Robert, I didn't think...
- Robert Barone: Oh, you didn't think? No, why would you think someone who's trained in CPR, public safety, and conflict resolution would be able to baby-sit?
- Debra Barone: Okay, so, are you gonna shower or-?
- Ray Barone: What for?
- Debra Barone: For the hayride.
- Ray Barone: Well, how bad do I smell that I got to take a shower before being dragged around behind a horse?
- Ray Barone: I ran out of things to say on the George Washington Bridge. Remember, I said, "I always take the upper level, 'cause if it collapses, you fall on the people on the lower level"? That doesn't even make sense. We're all going to die. We all go in the river.
- Robert Barone: Here's the bag that I borrowed.
- Ray Barone: Yeah. Well, what's this smell? What'd you keep in it?
- Robert Barone: Some meat.
- Robert Barone: What are you doing here?
- Marie Barone: Cleaning.
- Robert Barone: Ma, listen. I'm in charge while Raymond is away, all right?
- Marie Barone: Of course you are, dear. You're doing a wonderful job, The twins could use a nap.
- Robert Barone: I'm handling this.
- Marie Barone: I know, dear. I can hear through the vent. Have you thought about dinner?
- Robert Barone: I'm ordering a pizza.
- Marie Barone: No, pizza's not dinner. I'll fix something.
- [Marie heads into the kitchen. Robert turns to Ally]
- Robert Barone: Did you know she was here?
- Ally Barone: Grandma's *always* here.