- Tanya Rock: [about the generic cereal] Does it have a prize inside?
- Rochelle Rock: The prize is you won't starve to death.
- Greg Wuliger: Hey, why don't we do a thing on plate tectonics?
- Narrator: I thought "plate tectonics" was the original name of the Wu-Tang Clan.
- Chris Rock: This is perfect. Mercury's closest to the sun, Venus is second, Earth is third, and we have four moons around Mercury. It's perfectly to scale.
- Greg Wuliger: Quit lying to yourself.
- Chris Rock: What's that supposed to mean?
- Greg Wuliger: If Earth was actually this close to the sun, we'd all be dead.
- Chris Rock: Greg, it's a science project. It looks great.
- Greg Wuliger: We gotta do it over.
- Chris Rock: Do it over? Do the whole universe over? Are you crazy? It's looks great the way it is.
- Greg Wuliger: This isn't great. It sucks.
- Chris Rock: Look at this kid. His project is a bug in Jello. We're fine.
- Greg Wuliger: I knew you didn't take science as seriously as I do.
- Chris Rock: Einstein didn't take science as serious as you do.
- Greg Wuliger: I knew I should've gotten another partner. I can't turn this in. People will think I'm an idiot.
- Chris Rock: What are you trying to say?
- Greg Wuliger: I said it once and I'll say it again, this sucks.
- Chris Rock: You know, if you want to do something else, well, then do something else.
- Greg Wuliger: I'm not gonna let you screw the whole thing up.
- [he and Chris fight over the project which breaks]
- Chris Rock: You know, there's a reason why you didn't have a friend before I came along.
- Greg Wuliger: There's a reason you don't have a friend now.
- [walks away]
- Narrator: This must be like Andrew Ridgeley leaving Wham.
- [first lines]
- [the family is grocery shopping]
- Chris Rock: [presenting two separate jars of peanut butter and jelly] Mama, can we get these?
- Rochelle Rock: [holds up a jar of a peanut butter and jelly mix] No, we've already got peanut butter and jelly.
- Drew: Mom, I hate that stuff. It tastes like concrete.
- Rochelle Rock: [to the cashier] Ring it up, please.