Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

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Stoney Jackson: Mr. Jackson

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• Mr. Jackson : I am Mr Jackson, your sensei. Shotokan Karate is a very ancient art of combat. 'Karate' literally means 'empty hands'. Now, what we're gonna do here today is learnin' how to work somebody's ass wit' yo' empty hands.

• Mr. Jackson : Now, I want each and every one of you to listen to me, and watch. It's called the 'Shaolin hand-breaker'. Now, this move is guaranteed to break anybody's hand, but I don't want y'all t' try this. It's very dangerous.

  [he makes some martial arts sounds and begins to demonstrate on one of the students] 

  Chris : If you don't want us to do this, well, then why are you showin' us?

  Mr. Jackson : [almost in a whisper]  'Cause that's what martial arts is all about: learnin' ways to kill people, and then not doin' it.