Even Stevens (TV Series)

Stevens Manor (2002)

Christy Carlson Romano: Ren Stevens

Quotes 

• Louis Stevens : It's almost 12 o'clock! They're all gonna want their money back.

  Ren Stevens : I know. Unless they don't know it's midnight.

  Louis Stevens : Unless they don't know it's midnight... Oh, I see where you're going! I see where you're going!

  [starts to laugh, as does Ren, Twitty, Tawny and Tom. After a while, they suddenly stops] 

  Louis Stevens : Yeah, I don't really know where you're going with this.

• Ren Stevens : [meeting the gorgeous Kitna twins, Ren tries seduction on them]  Y'know, if you guys are lookin' for some fun, I have a bunch of board games downstairs in the closet.

  Ren Stevens : [they go downstairs and play 'The Organ Donor Game']  Ooooh, you landed on my kidney. That's gonna cost you.

  Ren Stevens : [the doorbell rings]  Oh, I'll get that. And I will be back, so no cheating, and, uh, hands off my pancreas.