- Eileen Stevens: Louis, you're late and we're having a lot of assignments to get through. Now... We'll begin with English class.
- Louis Stevens: You forgot to call attendance, Mom.
- Eileen Stevens: [angry] Louis!
- Louis Stevens: Present.
- Eileen Stevens: Louis!
- Louis Stevens: [wakes up] I didn't do anything!
- Eileen Stevens: [looks at the algebra board] I know!
- Louis Stevens: [to Ren] You know what? Why don't you just go accomplish something and leave me alone.
- Ren Stevens: I know how it feels to try and try something and just never get it right.
- Louis Stevens: No, you don't! You don't understand. You're good at everything.
- Ren Stevens: Thanks. But did you ever try pole vaulting?
- Louis Stevens: Is... is that where they do the volleyball...?
- Ren Stevens: No. It's where you stick the pole in the ground and hit yourself.
- Coach Korns: [Ren has just injured the school's pole-vaulter, so she tries to convince the coach to let her take the vaulter's place] You think you can learn the most difficult sport in track and field in one week?
- Ren Stevens: Coach, come on. I once made a complete diorama of Albert Einstein's study in thirty minutes.
- Coach Korns: Ho,hoooo. Listen, honey, I dated Einstein! He could probably pole-vault higher than you!
- [last lines]
- [Ren and Louis are watching Artie's coronation as the new King of Norway live on television; Ren is holding a plate of brownies]
- Ren Stevens: [offering Louis a brownie] Brownie?
- Louis Stevens: [grabs two brownies off the plate and immediately stuffs them in his mouth] Yeah.