- Twitty: Dude, you've gotta find Loomis.
- Louis Stevens: You can say that three times fast.
- Twitty: You've gotta find Loomis, you've gotta find Loomis, you've gotta find Loomis...
- Louis Stevens: [trying to trick Loomis into giving him the water balloon] Yes, you win, a'right - no harm, no foul? Oh... you got a booger. It's a runner, man, you gotta catch that. Here, I'll hold that for you.
- Loomis Freeman: [checking his nose] Are you kidding me? Oh...
- Louis Stevens: [grabs the balloon while Loomis is distracted] What's up now, Loomis!
- Loomis Freeman: You tricked me!
- Louis Stevens: You know what this is? This is my evil twin! That explains it, he's my evil twin! Which would be pretty cool if he wasn't trying to ruin my life.
- Louis Stevens: This school ain't big enough for the both of us. Now, you get out of here, and don't ever besmirch my name again, Loomis.
- Loomis Freeman: What's 'besmirch' mean?
- Louis Stevens: [caught off guard, Louis mumbles, his voice trailing off] Besmirch... uhhh, besmirch...
- Monique Taylor: [when two schools merge temporarily, Ren is sharing a locker with an unknown student and Monique and Ruby check it out] Mmmmm, smells like a boy.
- Ruby Mendel: Yeah. A cute boy!