Even Stevens (TV Series)

Scrub Day (2000)

A.J. Trauth: Alan Twitty

Quotes 

• Tawny Dean : Do you guys think this Scrub Day thing is for real?

  Alan Twitty : I don't know, dude, but it's kinda starting to freak me out.

  Louis Stevens : What? It's nothing! It's just the eight graders trying to scare us. They're not really gonna do anything. Why are you being such babies?

  [a hanging skeleton comes down from the ceiling, with a message that there's two days left until Scrub Day. Louis jumps up in Tawny's arms so she holds him like a baby] 

  Tawny Dean : How do you feel now, tough guy?

• Tom Gribalski : Only two more days until the most horrible humiliation we could ever imagine.

  Louis Stevens : OK, let's say it is for real. I mean, what could they possibly do to us?

  Tawny Dean : Well, my cousin said that when she went here, they TP'd every seventh grader from head to toe.

  Alan Twitty : That's flagrant, man!

  Tom Gribalski : In my other school, five guys held my head in a toilet, and then flushed it.

  Alan Twitty : You got a swirlie. That's vile!

  Tom Gribalski : Yes, but oddly refreshing.