Even Stevens (TV Series)

Head Games (2001)

Jim Wise: Coach Tugnut

Quotes 

• Louis Stevens : [the team is on the verge of losing the game]  Coach, listen. I think it's time for a pitching change.

  [turns to Twitty sitting in the dugout reading a book] 

  Louis Stevens : Twitty, get in there, buddy, come on!

  [Twitty stands up] 

  Coach Tugnut : Twitty, sit down!

  [Twitty sits down] 

  Coach Tugnut : Stevens, for the last time, you are not the coach here. The only reason you're on the team is because you have a radar gun. Where'd you get that thing, anyway?

  Louis Stevens : Got it at a police auction. Now, I would have gotten the Jaws of Life. It just didn't fit on my bike.

  Artie Ryan : [after the team suffers another strike]  Uh-oh! There goes another one.

  Coach Tugnut : [walks over to Twitty in the dugout]  Twitty, why are you just sitting there? Get in the game!

  Alan Twitty : But I thought you said...

  Coach Tugnut : GO!