Even Stevens (TV Series)

Head Games (2001)

Nick Spano: Donnie Stevens

Quotes 

• Louis Stevens : [to Twitty, after hearing Big Al's recording of his less-than-stellar spa]  So, do you want to get in the mud or go straight to the kissing booth?

  Donnie Stevens : Hey, hey, no. Look, we're here to pack him in the mud and straighten his head out.

  Alan Twitty : I'm not getting in that nasty mud.

  Louis Stevens : Look, Twitty, I'm your best friend, okay, and I want to help you, but you're at the point where only YOU can help you.

  Alan Twitty : Dude, I don't know, man. The mud's starting to smell kind of funky.

  Louis Stevens : [impatiently]  Twitty...

  [points to Donnie] 

  Louis Stevens : he drove fifty miles, okay?

  [puts money in the pay jar] 

  Louis Stevens : I'm spending fifteen dollars. You're getting in the stinking mud!

  Alan Twitty : I'm not getting in the mud pit, man!

  [cut to him soaking in the mud bath] 

  Tawny Dean : How does it feel?

  Alan Twitty : [unpleasant]  Feels like I'm in a giant bowl of dirt pudding with an old rusty license plate in it.