Even Stevens (TV Series)

Deep Chocolate (2000)

Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens

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Quotes 

• Louis Stevens : I thought I had it in my front pocket.

  Ren Stevens : You do. Your pants are on backwards!

  [Eileen and Steve looks at her] 

  Ren Stevens : Which is a really styling look for you.

• Louis Stevens : So, then, I hand you the chocolate, you eat it, and then you say...

  Alan Twitty : It's a miracle...

  [looks down on his hand and continues unenthusiastically] 

  Alan Twitty : I can see again.

  Louis Stevens : No, that's not what you say.

  Alan Twitty : No?

  Louis Stevens : No, it's not. Because you're blind, and now you can see. That's a miracle, you can see now! You gotta be energetic and pumped, right?

  Alan Twitty : Yeah.

  Louis Stevens : So, what did Mr. Randall say, you remember? He said: "You gotta make me feel the chocolate has changed your life." Right?

  Alan Twitty : Okay.

  [theatrically] 

  Alan Twitty : IT'S A MIRACLE!

  [breaths uncontrollably and kneels with his hands thrown graciously up in the air] 

  Alan Twitty : I CAN SEE AGAIN...

  Louis Stevens : No, that's too much, man.

• Alan Twitty : Who made you the boss?

  Louis Stevens : That's how it is, all the great duos! Batman, he rescues people, and Robin... Robin checks with Batman before he orders four hundred boxes of chocolate!

• Tawny Dean : Louis, hi, I didn't know you could ride a unicycle.

  Louis Stevens : I can't!

  [fall over] 

• Louis Stevens : Do you wanna buy some chocolate?

  Tawny Dean : Forget it! I'm not buying from either of you!

  Louis Stevens : Why?

  Tawny Dean : Well, first of all, it tastes like dirt.

• Wallace Randall : Hey, is that my chocolate?

  Louis Stevens : Yeah, I thought we could move more of it in liquid form.

• Louis Stevens : Go ahead, call me any name you want.

  Ren Stevens : Louis, ask me that in 17 hours!

• [Wallace Randall has threatened to take legal action against Louis for failure to pay for the unsold chocolate which has melted in the garage and leaked out onto the driveway] 

  Steve Stevens : [covered from head to toe in chocolate]  So, you're gonna sue my son, huh? I may be covered in chocolate; but I happen to be an attorney.

  Wallace Randall : I'm not afraid of you. Nobody can touch Wallace Randall! Whoa!

  [Mr. Randall slips on the Stevens' chocolate covered driveway and struggles to get back up on his feet; he eventually does] 

  Steve Stevens : Lemme tell you something, Randall! I've been researching your Chocolate-Pyramid-of-Success, Incorporated; and as far as I can tell, none of the profits have even made it back to the schools.

  Wallace Randall : Wait a minute! I gotta pay for the wrappers, the cardboard boxes, the fancy foil wrapper things... that stuff adds up!

  Steve Stevens : You've exploited and manipulated children for too long. You're gonna get your money back; but if I ever find you running another chocolate sale, I will bring you up on charges of fraud, embezzlement...

  [Steve tastes some of the chocolate] 

  Steve Stevens : ...and selling crummy chocolate!

  Wallace Randall : Fair enough.

  [Mr. Randall leaves as Louis and Ren applaud at Steve for standing up to Randall] 

  Ren Stevens : Dad, that was incredible!

  Louis Stevens : Yeah! Unbelievable... unbelievable. Dad, thanks for getting me off the hook.

  Steve Stevens : Off what hook? For the next few months, you're gonna be doing chores around here to pay for that chocolate starting with cleaning up this mess!

  [Steve walks back into the house] 

  Louis Stevens : Go ahead. Call me any name you want. Go ahead. Go ahead.

  Ren Stevens : Louis, ask me that again in 17 hours.