- [Paige is trying on a skimpy wedding dress for Lois]
- Lois Morgan: Oh, no. I couldn't possibly pull that off.
- Paige Clark: Sure you could... right over your head!
- [Ellen is trying on a long wedding dress while holding a white umbrella making her look like Little Bo Peep]
- Lois Morgan: My little girl.
- Ellen Morgan: Don't cry, Mom. I'll find my sheep.
- Ellen: [Reading a poem at the renewal of her parents' vows] There once was a man named Morgan, who was blessed with a very large... OKAY!