Eerie, Indiana (TV Series)

Zombies in P.J.s (1992)

Jason Marsden: Dash X

Quotes 

• Marshall Teller : [Marshall sees that the World o' Stuff Midnight Madness Sale is out of control]  You gotta stop this. They don't even know what they're buying.

  The Donald : Hey, it's the American way.

  Marshall Teller : Listen... nobody turns my family into zombies and gets away with it.

  The Donald : They're not zombies, they're consumers.

  Dash X : Yeah, besides, how can you tell the difference?

• IRS Man : [introducing himself to Radford]  Internal Revenue Service.

  Radford : [looking like he's about to pass out]  I - I - I - I - I R S?

  IRS Man : [laughing gently]  We have an audit to go to. Um, it seems you haven't filed a return since 1979.

  Radford : Do I have a choice here? Couldn't I just go straight to Hell instead?

  IRS Man : Sorry, Mr. Radford, but your trip will have to wait. I'll be needing all your store receipts.

  Dash X : But he doesn't have them.

  [slowly turns to the Donald and points at him] 

  Dash X : HE does

  The Donald : [nervously]  But... but these are mine! These... these are MY contracts!

  IRS Man : [sternly goes to his face and holds a card]  Maybe you didn't hear me. Internal Revenue Service?

  The Donald : [goes afraid and stammers uncontrollably]  Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba...

  [Dash X takes the briefcase away from the Donald and tosses it to Radford, who tosses it to Simon] 

  Simon Holmes : [gives the briefcase to the IRS man]  Here you go, sir. I'd like you to know that Mr. Radford was cooperating fully in this matter.

  IRS Man : Thank you.

  The Donald : [stammering turns to crying]  NO! NO! NO! NO!

  [the Donald gets sucked down to the fiery underground as the IRS man smiles triumphantly] 

• Dash X : [angrily after finding out the Donald is using him]  Nobody, but nobody messes with MY PIECE OF PIE!

• IRS Man : [after the Donald was finished]  We've all got sides to our personality...

  [takes off his face revealing to be Marshall] 

  Marshall Teller : [still in the IRS man's voice]  ... we usually never get to see.

  Simon Holmes : Marshall?

  Dash X : Wow! Just like on TV!