Constance Marie: Police Detective Toni Brigatti

Quotes 

• Amber Lamonte : [to P.D. Brigatti who's pretending she's married to Gary]  Oh I love your wedding ring!

  Police Detective Toni Brigatti : Oh thank you, my husband is the most generous man in the world. In fact, he's just bought me the Lermontov diamond for my honeymoon present.

  Paul Kettler : [Impressed]  You didn't?

  Police Detective Toni Brigatti : [Pinching Gary's cheek]  Isn't he a sweetheart? I'll never forget Larry's words when he told me. He said...

  Gary Hobson : [Interrupting her]  I got to pee!

  [Rushes out of the room] 

  Amber Lamonte : [Fondly]  Oh, what a romantic!

• Amber Lamonte : You know, it's been a pleasure meeting you two.

  [Quietly to P.D. Brigatti] 

  Amber Lamonte : You are so lucky!

  Police Detective Toni Brigatti : [With a forced laugh and loud enough so Gary can hear]  Ah, believe me, I never thought I'd end up with a man like this...

  Amber Lamonte : [to Gary]  Well if she hadn't snared you, I would grab you for myself!

  Gary Hobson : [Giving a mocking look to Brigatti]  Well, fifty percent of all marriages end up in a divorce. We should stay in touch...

• Gary Hobson : [Angrily]  I am not staying at the Hilton!

  Police Detective Toni Brigatti : Oh you, stop wailing. It's a four-star hotel and it's not going to cost you a penny!

  Gary Hobson : Yeah except for pain and suffering.

  Police Detective Toni Brigatti : Hobson!

  Gary Hobson : Listen, I'm going home and it's final!

  Police Detective Toni Brigatti : Ah, try it and you'll spend the night in a cell!

  Gary Hobson : For what?

  Police Detective Toni Brigatti : Obstruction of justice.

  Gary Hobson : It'll never stick!

  Police Detective Toni Brigatti : You impersonated a police officer, Hobson... An officer involved in a delicate undercover operation! You want to explain that to the judge or you wanna come to the hotel with me?

• Police Detective Toni Brigatti : [Gary's about to take a sip from his glass of champagne but Brigatti takes it away from him]  No drinking on the job.

  Gary Hobson : What do you mean "no drinking on the job"? I'm on my honeymoon, remember?

  Police Detective Toni Brigatti : Honeymoon's over.

  Gary Hobson : Alright. When do you want me back?

  Police Detective Toni Brigatti : [Seizing him by the arm]  Oh no, you're not going anywhere!

  Gary Hobson : I'm not?

  Police Detective Toni Brigatti : You're staying even if I have to handcuff you to that bed.

  Gary Hobson : [Sarcastically]  That's a very interesting proposition, Brigatti but I...

  Police Detective Toni Brigatti : Let's get things straight, Hobson. I don't like you. But I need you. Like I need a root canal from time to time. You have to present me with that Lemontov diamond tomorrow and until then I'm not letting you out of my sight.

  Gary Hobson : [Curtly, going to lie down on the bed]  Alright... It looks like I'll have a terrific moment.

  Police Detective Toni Brigatti : [Mocking laugh]  You think you're sleeping there?

  [Takes his pillow from Gary and putting it on the couch] 

  Police Detective Toni Brigatti : THAT'S where you're sleeping...

  [Goes to the bathroom to get undressed. Then, realising Gary's watching her] 

  Police Detective Toni Brigatti : In your dreams, Hobson!

  [Slams the door]