Early Edition (TV Series)
Camera Shy (1999)
Gregory Itzin: Bruce Bryce
Quotes
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Gary Hobson : [Watches Bryce taking off the chain from the heavy bag] The chains? You wanted the chains?
Miguel Diaz : You could have mentioned that before we hold that sack all across the town.
Gary Hobson : What? They're made out of silver or something?
Bruce Bryce : [Proudly] They're made out of platinum. I knew the feds were closing in so I hid my assets before my unfortunate accident.
Gary Hobson : You mean you melted your fortune into a boxing bag chain that hung in a gym?
Victor Crowley : Mr. Bryce is a genius.
Bruce Bryce : I hid everything in plain sight, in the last place where they would think to look: the chain in the gym, diamonds at the ice age exhibit at the museum, gold doorknobs at the national Athenaeum club.
Victor Crowley : [In an impressed tone] Doorknobs!
Miguel Diaz : [Stunned] You read too much fiction, man...
Gary Hobson : Just out of curiosity, why didn't you melt it all into one bar?
Victor Crowley : [Suddenly bemused, turns to Bryce] Yeah, why didn't you do that?
Bruce Bryce : Little minds... I was diversifying.
Victor Crowley : He was diversifying.
Laura : [Scornfully] Okay, so why not melt it into a lot of little bars of different stuffing and maintain them into a single storage so you keep it simple and minimize the risk of exposure?
Bruce Bryce : [Obviously realizing how simpler his plan could have been, curtly to Victor Crowley] Shoot them.
Miguel Diaz : [Trying to keep her quiet] Hem, Laura, honey, please...
Laura : But it was a logical question!