- Dr. Robert Romano: You are a screw-up, Pratt and just to make myself clear, I didn't like you before I knew that.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: [to Coop] You still here, Weezy?
- Dr. Nick Cooper: Hell, yeah. Home sweet home and right on time, buddy.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: No, see, this is mi casa, not su casa. You're just visiting from white-bread Iowa or wherever.
- Dr. Nick Cooper: It's white-bread Florida, actually.
- Abby Lockhart: [to Richard] I need a favor.
- Richard Lockhart: Abby, it's 8:00 in the morning.
- Abby Lockhart: Yeah, I know. I don't have a lot of time. I need you to co-sign a loan.
- Richard Lockhart: Why don't you just declare bankruptcy?
- Abby Lockhart: Look, I'm not in trouble, okay? I just need you...
- Richard Lockhart: You want me to support you?
- Abby Lockhart: No. I never asked for alimony, I didn't contest anything in court, I didn't take the damned furniture.
- Richard Lockhart: You could have if you wanted to.
- Abby Lockhart: Look, you must know how much I hate to do this. I wouldn't do it unless it was absolutely necessary. I don't want your money, I just want your signature.
- Jerry Markovic: Pratt, Hampton called from GI. She's not going to see the quarter kid until morning, but she plans on seeing Romano first.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: Is that all she said?
- Jerry Markovic: No, actually, she said you're an asshole, too. Night.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: [to Morris after finding him in the men's restroom] You're a second-year resident, not a med student. You can't be calling your mother, father, your cousin who's a podiatrist to help get you through a shift. Now, get on the floor and do your damn job! And for God's sake, light a match or something.
- Abby Lockhart: [when her pager goes off] Work wants me back.
- Luka Kovac: Tonight? Pretend you didn't get the page.
- Abby Lockhart: I need the money.