- Dr. Abby Lockhart: Out of curiosity, what kind of man hires a "satisfaction facilitator"?
- Dr. Luka Kovac: A what?
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: I believe it's the politically correct term for call girl these days.
- Dr. Luka Kovac: A smart one? We have this saying in Croatia.
- [Luka rattles off a phrase in Croatian]
- Dr. Luka Kovac: . If it floats, flies or...
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: Fornicates?
- Dr. Luka Kovac: Rent it.
- Dr. Eve Peyton: It's new policy. When we call for a consult the resident has 60 minutes to respond to the page or we call the attending. All the department heads signed off on it except Psych. Crazy bastards.
- Dr. Eve Peyton: Blaire Collins has been here forever.
- Dr. Luka Kovac: I've called the nursing home twice. They were supposed to send a ride for her.
- Dr. Eve Peyton: Well, if they're not here in ten, I'm putting her in a cab.
- Dr. Luka Kovac: She's comatose.
- Dr. Eve Peyton: I was kidding, Dr. Kovac.
- Frank Martin: Aren't you two supposed to keep 50 feet apart or something?
- Nurse Samantha Taggart: Bite me, Frank.
- Frank Martin: If you ask me, you're better off without her.
- Dr. Luka Kovac: I didn't.
- Nurse Samantha Taggart: [to Eve] If you want us to act like professionals, then you need to treat us as such. You saw me with Dr. Kovac and how well we worked together. If that doesn't prove we can work the same shift, then you don't know your job as well as you think you do.
- Nurse Inez: Dr. Kovac, one of your patients is getting agitated.
- Dr. Luka Kovac: Which one?
- Nurse Inez: The girl from the nursing home.
- Dr. Luka Kovac: She's in a coma, Inez.
- Nurse Inez: Not anymore.
- Kerry Weaver: [after Jerry gets struck by lightning during the storm while running an errand for Dr. Weaver] What the hell happened to King Funshine?