- Enos: I can't believe Luke or any of the Dukes would do a thing like that...
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Why Enos, you saw 'em with your own beady eyes, didn't you? How much proof do you need? Alright, let's go.
- Benson: [grabs Rosco by the arm] Whoa!
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Whoa?
- Benson: I'll leave, Colbrain.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: The name is Coltrane, there ain't no brain in it.
- Benson: You can sure say that again.