- Vance Duke: What happened, sugar?
- [removes gag from her mouth]
- Daisy Duke: You know them two fellas y'all was looking for? Well, they found me. Listen, what else would they be doin' in here but gettin' dynamite?
- Coy Duke: Did you see where they went?
- Daisy Duke: Huh-uh, they tied me up, fellas.
- The Balladeer: [first lines]
- The Balladeer: [narrating] The men in Hazzard take pride in their cooking, their women and their cars. Now, Coy and Vance Duke are about the best drivers around. They'd have to be, to keep up with Daisy, a real double threat.
- Daisy Duke: [using CB] Hey, what's with you fellas? I thought you were supposed to give me some competition?
- The Balladeer: [narrating] And she can cook, too.
- Vance Duke: I've seen every wanted poster since Cain took Abel, and I ain't seen either one of them dudes.
- The Balladeer: [Vance is taking off his shirt to change a tyre]
- [narrating]
- The Balladeer: Vance ain't got but one other shirt, and it's for Sunday.