- The Balladeer: [narrating] Well, it's in Hazzard, it's in a hurry and it ain't a Duke. So whoever that fella is, he's probably up to no good.
- Boss Hogg: Enos, you just proved it. You ain't got enough smarts to cover a frog's eyebrows.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Even less.
- Daisy Duke: Last week you thought I hung up the moon. Now you won't even talk to me.
- Enos: That was last week when I had a job and a future worth sharin'. That's all over now. A girl like you deserves the best, Daisy, not someone who's always dropping his shoes in the buttermilk.
- Boss Hogg: Alright, you're the law around here, you're supposed to catch the killer.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Wel yes, but, but...
- Boss Hogg: One more but out of you and you'll be out on your butt.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Boss, you didn't capture that man. The Duke boys did and Enos.
- Boss Hogg: Yeah, I know that Rosco. And it looks like you know that too. But them folks in California, they'll never know that.