- Boss Hogg: All right, all right, all right, Mr. Rhuebottom, you're supposed to be the County's assayer, so say something.
- The Balladeer: [narrating] In Hazzard County, a limo means that you're either rich, or you're dead. Ain't nobody dead in that car.
- The Balladeer: [narrating] So, the deputies gave the boys 25 dollars to pay for the fence. And Vance gave it back to pay for the ticket. You know, the government ought to do a study on Hazzard's economics.