- Eric Duckman: [after taking his guests' drink orders] "Flaming" this, "blend and brew" that... whatever happened to the manly drinks? The kind that made you go blind, puke 'till you dropped, and wake up three days later married to the daughter of some overprotective father who'd pay you to get it annulled?
- Ajax: [walks into the crosshairs of the security system's sensors] Hey, everyone.
- [everyone else shouts: "Don't move!"; Ajax freezes in place]
- Ajax: Okay, I won't move. Unless, this is reverse psychology and you DO want me to move. But if it's reverse-reverse psychology, then you DON'T want me to move. But if it's reverse-reverse-reverse-
- [everyone else shouts, "Shut up!"]
- Ajax: Okay, I'll shut up. Unless, that was reverse psychology and you want me to keep talking.