- Gus Hedges: After all, this is the caring 90s.
- Dave Charnley: Hang on, we're only in 1991. Who decided the 90s would be "caring"?
- Henry Davenport: Lots of heartless shits who work in advertising.
- Henry Davenport: [talking about Thatcher] I must say I have missed her. She's got... personality. A repulsive personality, but at least she's got one.
- Dave Charnley: George, a word of advice - use your one trump card - your air of total vulnerability. Only the other day I heard some women in the office likening you to a sick puppy one might find drowning in a canal.