Drop the Dead Donkey (TV Series)

A Blast from the Past (1990)

Michael Müller: Les White

Quotes 

• Les White : I can't believe you're still so bitter.

  Alex Pates : Whatever makes you think I was bitter?

  Les White : Well when you left, you did engrave "Les has a small cock" on the lawn in weedkiller.

• Les White : Oh, Alex there was never anyone else like you.

  Alex Pates : You should know, you tried all the possible alternatives.