Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (TV Series)

Pretzelkins (1995)

H. Jon Benjamin: Ben Katz

Quotes 

• Dr. Katz : Now-what do you have to do today?

  Ben Katz : Well, uh, I have to return some calls, I have to get my resume into ship-shape, I have to bring Grandpa to the urologist...

  Dr. Katz : Thanks Ben, I appreciate it, believe me.

  Ben Katz : I don't have to go in there with him, do I?

  Dr. Katz : No but remind him to put his pants back on.

  Ben Katz : Right, 'cause last time... Is there a problem?

  Dr. Katz : They have to do a cleaning process. Let me explain to you what's involved. They put a tube in...

  Ben Katz : ABBOTTTTTTT!

• Laura the Receptionist : [stuck in elevator with Ben]  Why is it so hard to not hear you?

  Ben Katz : Wow, that is not what I was expecting to hear. So you don't, you wouldn't want to have lunch then? Is that what you're saying? I mean, because I...

  Laura the Receptionist : I'm in my own private hell.

  Ben Katz : Am I echoing to you?

  Laura the Receptionist : [covers her ears]  I-am-in-my-own-private-hell. You're not here.

  Ben Katz : Uh huh...

  Laura the Receptionist : [hums to herself monotone]  Hmmmmmmmm...

  Ben Katz : You know, I get the feeling we're not connecting...