Penn Badgley: Joel Larsen

Quotes 

• Isabelle Meyers : [after Joel told her and Pat another future secret]  Would you just stop making things up? Although, I would run off with Rick Springfield in a second.

  Joel Larsen : Sure! That is if he wants a fourteen year old girl who's good at algebra.

  Isabelle Meyers : Why do you have to crap on my dreams?

• Joel Larsen : Hey, dad! Just giving you a heads up - it's your anniversary this weekend.

  Bill Larsen : I know. Always falls around the play-offs.

• Karen Larsen : Joel, what are you doing in a bar?

  Joel Larsen : Um... Throwing you an anniversary party! SURPRISE!

  [looks behind him after Cheryl, who is now gone] 

  Joel Larsen : I'm gonna go home and jump on that grounded thing.