- Petru: [Takes break from modeling photos for his charity scam, meets Wally and Dilbert for the first time] You got five minutes what do you want?
- Dilbert: First of all, you lied to me. I thought you were a starving child, not an Elbonian fat cat. Although I must admit, you've done an excellent job, investing my eighty-seven cents per week.
- Petru: Thank you.