- Dudley Ramsey: [after being molested by Mr. Horton] ... At first, I was having a lot of fun. Then -- He tried to touch me.
- Mr. Horton: After the cartoon's over we'll play Neptune, King of the Sea.
- Dudley Ramsey: How do you play that?
- Mr. Horton: Well you know it takes a lot of water. Bath tub, rip in the shower. You're going to love it
- Philip Drummond: Arnold and Dudley are experiencing with alcohol and I don't like it!
- Ted Ramsey: I don't like it neither! They're still babies.
- Philip Drummond: Looks like the "babies" went from the nipple *straight* to the ripple
- Ted Ramsey: I' m glad I came over. Dudley and I'm going to have a heart to heart.
- Philip Drummond: Arnold and I may have a hand to butt talk.