- Laura Petrie: Now look, if you're not gonna pick up those children, then I'm just gonna have to.
- Millie Helper: Okay, I'll go, but you're mean. I'm not gonna tell you another thing I swore not to.
- Sally Rogers: Hey, Rob, look, if you're not gonna tell us what you're gonna do tomorrow, tell us anything, even if ya have to lie.
- Rob Petrie: All right. I'll tell you the truth, but I just hope both of you aren't hurt because you weren't invited.
- Buddy Sorrell: What? Where?
- Sally Rogers: Invited to what?
- Rob Petrie: Well, tomorrow morning, Laura and I are gonna get all dressed up, and we're going to drive up to... uh, the Bronx Zoo.
- Buddy Sorrell: The Bronx Zoo?
- Rob Petrie: Yeah, they've... they've got a 40-foot boa constrictor wrapped around a telephone pole, and some of the more prominent citizens have been invited to the unwinding.
- Dodo Parker: I don't understand young folks.
- Donald Parker: Even at my age, I'd still rather go on a honeymoon than take a dog to the movie.
- Mel Cooley: Rob, may I disturb you for a minute?
- Buddy Sorrell: A minute with you disturbs me for a month.
- Mel Cooley: Now, Sally, you know Alan insists that the heads of his creative staff be at all those meetings.
- Buddy Sorrell: How come he lets YOU in? Your head isn't creative enough to grow hair.
- Mel Cooley: Uh, if you want me, you'll know where to find me.
- Buddy Sorrell: Oh, are you going back under that rock?
- Rob Petrie: You ready, Laura?
- Laura Petrie: [pointedly] Well, we did drive all the way up. And you ARE missing a morning's work.
- Judge Krata: A morning's work?
- Laura Petrie: Oh, yes. Uh, my husband's a very important man, very busy at the office. Can't do with out him. I'm very grateful he's giving me THIS much time.
- Judge Krata: Are you sure you don't wanna think this over and come back another time?
- Rob Petrie: [pointedly] Oh, no, no. We've GOT to go through with it. She promised to many of our neighbors we were getting married today.
- Laura Petrie: [through clenched teeth] I didn't tell.
- Rob Petrie: [through clenched teeth] Don't hand me that.
- Judge Krata: What I have to say won't take long.
- Dodo Parker: [at 64 years old] I don't like to butt in, but I would listen to the judge. He's a very wise man.
- Donald Parker: [at 79 years old] He straightened ME out.