The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Sally and the Lab Technician (1961)

Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell

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• Delivery Boy : Ah, three coffees, here. One black, one regular and one triple-light with four sugars. Hey, how come, Buddy, you take four sugars?

  Buddy Sorrell : Takes energy to write these jokes. I always use four sugars.

  Delivery Boy : You better use five - the show ain't that funny.

• Buddy Sorrell : [hearing Sally invited over to Rob's for dinner]  Feels like there's a big party going on or somethin' tonight and I ain't invited. That's all right! I got plenty of friends! I got a date later to play solitaire.

• Buddy Sorrell : As you kiddin'? I work my brains to the white meat around here!

• Buddy Sorrell : Hey, where's Sally? Huh?

  Rob Petrie : She may be a little late this morning. She worked very hard last night.

  Buddy Sorrell : Whadda ya mean "she worked hard?"

  Rob Petrie : Well, it isn't easy to carve up a hundred and fifty pound lab technician.

• Sally Rogers : What's the matter with you two?

  Buddy Sorrell : We're just tryin' to pep you up. You look like a cheerleader for an accident.