The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All (1964)

Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie

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Quotes 

• Rob Petrie : Honey, wake up a second.

  Laura Petrie : [half-asleep]  Rob, the coffee's in the pot, the toast is on the table, and the eggs are in the oven.

  Rob Petrie : Honey, I don't care if the frost is on the pumpkin. I want you to wake up for just a second.

• Rob Petrie : [waking Laura]  Honey, I want to ask you something very important.

  Laura Petrie : Well, what's the matter?

  Rob Petrie : Would you marry Mel Cooley?

  Laura Petrie : Oh, Rob...

• [Rob fears going bald] 

  Laura Petrie : Well, what do you want me to say, Rob? That I'll love you no matter what? That I'll... stick with you through thick or thin, so to speak?

• Laura Petrie : Rob, you are not going to put a head full of oil and vinegar on my good pillowcases.

  Rob Petrie : I wasn't planning to.

  Laura Petrie : Well, then where were you going to sleep, in the refrigerator?

• Sally Rogers : Well, if you use salad dressing, you can't expect to grow meatloaf.

  Laura Petrie : Now you'll have to sleep with your head in the refrigerator.

• Laura Petrie : Rob, you've got a head of lettuce.