The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Forty-Four Tickets (1961)

Eleanor Audley: Mrs. Billings

Quotes 

• Mrs. Billings : Well, I'm no expert, but I do know what I like, and I DON'T like it when Mr. Brady, your star, comes out and tells those jokes.

  Rob Petrie : B... uh, which jokes? He tells 'em on every show.

  Mrs. Billings : Yes. I don't like that.

  Rob Petrie : Uh, yes, you, uh, don't think those are funny?

  Mrs. Billings : [chuckles]  Do YOU?

  Rob Petrie : Uh, well...

  Mrs. Billings : Oh, I know, you can't really say what you think.

  Rob Petrie : I-I-I COULD, but I don't dare.