The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

One Hundred Terrible Hours (1965)

Richard Deacon: Mel Cooley

Quotes 

• Alan Brady : [as Rob and Laura weep together uncontrollably]  Mel, what're YOU doing?

  Mel Cooley : [weeping sympathetically]  I can't stand to see a grown man cry.

  Alan Brady : [panicked]  You're not gonna catch me!

  [Alan flees the room]